Solving the Immigration Problem-Once and For All - Ross Levatter
The true story of the Save the Endangered Americans Act of 2018
By Ross Levatter
When presented with the stark numerical evidence-to say nothing of President Obama's eloquence on the subject-Congress overwhelmingly passed the Save the Endangered Americans Act of 2018, which defined Americans as those people whose grandparents were born in the United States. The rest were illegal immigrants; the law allowed no retroactive immunity. 'No one should be grandfathered in, so to speak,' said our first Madam President. She was certainly sad to see her husband, the former president, deported, since two of his grandparents were born in Kenya. 'But we all have to sacrifice to improve America,' she declared.
Fox News hailed the move, running hour-long specials on the worsening immigration crisis. Illegals, the pundits ominously declared, now numbered over 200 million. And like the Communists in the 1950s, they had infiltrated every aspect of the government. Bill O'Reilly denounced those who were destroying America from his remote feed in Ireland, since he, too, was forced to leave the United States.
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